I would like thank the amazing delivery man who got this pizza here in 13 minutes
this is what true love looks like, never settle for less
thankyou, we’re very happy together
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
So this is what I spent two weeks in art class working on… There are ones for Looking for Alaska and An Abundance of Katherines on the way soon hopefully!
AND FROM MY CORPSE I AM REBORN!!!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR TITS
This is normal. This is called ecdysis. This is how invertebrates grow.
"I hope these shrubs are vegan". I’m dying.. haha
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
He developed from threatening Dwarves to protecting Dwarves.
He also stopped wearing eye liner.
i love it when girls call me diddy
diddy you mean daddy
no i didnt